That is me

Yes I am an alien. We have been abducting for hundreds of years to learn about your planet. We finally have learned enough and are coming out. This is the first home page made by us and pretty soon we will land in the White House and the whole world will know us. You will all die soon. Have fun.

To let you know what my mission is I have abducted Bob

He will ask me some questions so you may understand my mission!

Q.

Why are you here?

REVENGE! Look what you humans did to my family when they crashed here in 1947!

Q.

What will you do to get revenge?

Do you think I am stupid enough to give it away? Ahh what the hell. First we will disguise ourselfs as humans and start a hot dog company. Our hot dogs will mutate Earth.

You will all turn into DEMONS



As these demons you will be our slaves!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Time to play the favorite game on our planet!

"GUESS THAT ABDUCTEE"

Answers on the below.

We abducted this person about 20 years ago. Some of the changes we made were changing his skin color and for the first time attempted to change his sex.

A. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

B. Michael Jackson

C. Richard Simmons



When we abducted this person in 1990 we changed his personality. We made this person want to have wierd hair and destroy his body

A. Dennis Rodman

B. Bart Simpson

C. Kosmo Kramer



We abducted this Internet company's creator

A. Prodigy

B. CompuServ

C. AOL



We abducted this whole channel and made it's rating suck and gave it crappy shows

A. CBS

B. ABC

C. USA



This whole team got abducted by us and we put a curse on them ( Our curse runs out this year when this team will win their championship)

A. Seattle Supersonics

B. Sacramento Kings

C. Buffalo Bills

We abducted this person or persons and set clones of them on Earth to pretend they were killed

A. Jose and Kitty Menendez

B. Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman

C. Susan Smith's child

We abducted this person, persons, or thing and they are never coming back

A. Everything that goes in the Bermuda Triangle

B. The City of Atlantas

C. Jimmy Hoffa

D. Elvis

F. The Titanic

ANSWERS

B A A
C. B.

NICOLE BROWN AND RONALD GOLDMAN

B.

The Lost City of Atlantas

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0-1 Correct- If you were abducted by us you wouldn't even know it

2-3 Correct- You can recognize some people that aren't just human but you still need to get out more loser

3-4 Correct- You can tell some of the freaks on Earth, but you still need some help

4-5 Correct- You can spot most alien abductions and you are very aware of which people aren't normal

6 Correct- You study wierd famous people and you instincts are very good

7 Correct- You know to much, you must DIE. This page will self desctruct in 2 minutes